Shit Gay White Guys Say To Gay Black Guys

zorascreation:

“Is it true all Black guys have big dicks?” *lowers eyes to your groin*

“Not to be racist but….I’m not really into Black guys, sorry.”

“I once dated this Black guy, he had this HUGE cock.”

“I feel that the black community is keeping LGBT people from achieving our full rights as citizens. It’s like the New Civil Rights Movement!”

“Gay is the New Black!”

“You’re really cute for a Black guy.”

“The f-word is just as bad as the n-word!”

“I love Beyoncé! Aren’t I, like, an honorary Black now?”

“I think homophobia has more consequences than racism.”

“Hey, sista gurl!” *z-formation snap*

“Ohmigod, her tracks are a hot mess!”

“I don’t date Black guys. I only have sex with them. Haha, I’m kidding! But, really!”

“Look at this heffa, here!”

“I like black guys, but only if they’re mixed. It’s just a preference, not racism.”

“Just because he wouldn’t let you and the other 34756345638475 Black guys into his club, doesn’t mean he’s a racist!”

“There were these Black guys in the library acting, like, you know, the stereotypical N-word!”

“Mmm, yeah, fuck this white boy-pussy with that big cock you big black daddy”

“EW, he’s colored!”

ACCURATE

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve overheard a variation on the above, either live or in later discussion with friends about some shit that happened to them, I’d be swimming in coins like Scrooge McDuck.

And every time I catch a white gay man pulling that “sista gurl” faux-Negro-accent bullshit, I have to clench my teeth a little to keep from telling him to shut the entire fuck up.

Source: zorascreation

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  3. zorascreation reblogged this from doxfmtah and added:
    GOOD FOR YOU! YOU’RE SUCH A GREAT PERSON :D Good job, Gay White Man! You are now a Good Gay White Man! Too bad it ain’t...
  4. doxfmtah reblogged this from tamikasucks and added:
    I’ve never said anything like this
  5. thetruthishistory reblogged this from tamikasucks and added:
    I’m obviously not black, but I still absolutely hate hearing shit like this.
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  13. kujietronknowsbest reblogged this from i-like-ike and added:
    Seriously. Everytime my friends say shit like this. Or I hear other people say it. Or when I read it on peoples a4a,...
  14. heartbringer reblogged this from zorascreation and added:
    I can never not reblog this now. If only because I’ve heard so much of this and White gays don’t even realize they say...
  15. safelystupid reblogged this from zorascreation and added:
    If I ever heard someone refer to a black person as “colored” I seriously would probably fall down laughing. That isn’t...
  16. uncanny85 reblogged this from zaziethebeast and added:
    IT’S MY LIFE!!!
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    This post is 1,000,000 leagues of unadultered perfection.
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  23. dearestandqueerest reblogged this from zorascreation and added:
    oh em geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hey other white gays um. don’t do this shit. SIDENOTE WARNING i...
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  25. gaypornandbuffy reblogged this from theboredboi and added:
    DON’T BE RACIST.
  26. theboredboi reblogged this from theboredboi and added:
    Just throwin this out there again….
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  28. wildwanderings reblogged this from theboredboi and added:
    This list pisses me off. Grow the F up and realize you love a person not their body.
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