Looks like a pump, feels like a wingtip.
Half prance and half swagger, never missing a step.
Profane but I (almost) always mean well.
Hey, I'm Ju. How you doin'? I think and feel too much for my own good. This is where I come to blurt out all that stuff wandering around my brain, for posterity and amusement.
PGP: alien she. (The "alien" is silent, at least most of the time.) "They" also works, and is appreciated.